Week 1's installment of the
DDWPIPOTCFFBE (Diamond Dynasty Weekly Preview In Pursuit Of The
Chalice For Fantasy Baseball Excellence)
Last week – Richie hits 5 home
runs in beer baseball in one of the most impressive showings of all
time and is truly a legend, Alex laments drafting Josh Johnson, and
Jarrett's beard wins the draft.
Sleepy's® "Snoozer of the Week" - Richie vs Drew
Drew
goes pitching heavy again in 2013 as Richie starts another season
without a ring.
(season
series 0-0)
Dell's® "Dull Duel of the Week" - Colin vs Adrian
A
jaded Colin who narrowly missed out on a spot in the 2012 finals
features two of the best keepers in the game against Adrian who is
happy to put last season behind him.
(season
series 0-0)
The Average Match of the Week presented by Not Your Average Joe's - Alex vs Jarrett
Alex
starts the long road to get back to the finals after falling short to
Kurt in 2012. Jarrett prays Ryan Braun doesn't get suspended.
(season
series 0-0)
The Post-It® "Noteworthy Match-up of the Week" - Ben vs TJ
In a
rematch of the 2012 5th
place game, Ben squares off against TJ who predictably showed
everyone his penis at the draft.
(season
series 0-0)
Diamond Strike Anywhere Matches® "Match-Up of the Week" - Kurt vs James
James squares off against the
two-time defending champion and commissioner extraordinaire Kurt in the Sunday Night Baseball match-up of the week.
(season
series 0-0)
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