Tuesday, September 6, 2016

2016 Incentives Recap

1. DIVISION CHAMPIONS

Congratulations to Colin and Alex who won their respective divisions.  Colin kind of led it the whole year and it was kind of boring.  Alex and James were flirting with each other all season before James folded, giving Alex the division.  They will each receive $50 for their efforts.

2. DIVISION SHOWDOWN

To remind everyone (because I'm not sure you were all aware) we voted on an incentive that pitted divisions against each.  The scores from weeks 3, 12, and 21 were counted to determine who had the best division.  The results are in and the champions are....

Chalice Peimera Division 1!

Final score 72-70-8.  Here are the table results below.  Colin was the MVP for the winning side, beating up on Kurt 22-7-1 over the three games.  Alex was the most dominant overall, posting a 23-5-3 record over Adrian.  

$20 will be awarded to each of the members of the Chalice Primera Division 1 (yes, even you Adrian).





WW
Chalice Primera Division 172Evan Longoria Memorial Div3 in 470
Week 3Adrian0Alex8
Week 12Adrian4Alex6
Week 21Adrian1Alex9
Week 3Colin8Kurt2
Week 12Colin6Kurt4
Week 21Colin8Kurt1
Week 3Jarrett3Richie7
Week 12Jarrett5Richie5
Week 21Jarrett3Richie7
Week 3Tim6James4
Week 12Tim5James5
Week 21Tim6James3
Week 3TJ6Ben3
Week 12TJ6Ben3
Week 21TJ5Ben3
Total wins
Adrian5Alex23
Colin22Kurt7
Jarrett11Richie19
Tim17James12
TJ17Ben9

3. BATTLE FOR THE BELT SEASON FINALE:

PRIZES: $50 Mid-Season (James wins!), $75 regular season finale (TJ wins!)

TJ beat Ben 5-3 to steal the belt (and Ben's playoff spot) in the final game of the regular season.  TJ nabbed two saves and 29 strikeouts over the weekend to tie those two categories, and two stolen bases on Sunday gave him the margin of victory that he needed.  Another heart breaking loss for Ben, and we continue to reward the guy that left us high and dry on draft day.  Congratulations TJ and fuck you.

4. SHUTOUT POOL PRIZES: $5 week cumulative, pays out and resets on a 10-0 shutout

No shutouts!

NO SHUTOUTS!

If my stats are correct, that's the first time since 2009 that we haven't had a 10-0 shutout.  The $105 allocated for this incentive will be put towards the playoff payouts.

5.  CHALICE PAYOUTS

1ST - $1,005.00
2ND - $502.50
3RD - $167.50


2016 Playoff Probabilities

This is a re-post of last year's blog with updated numbers.

Congratulations!  You made it to the playoffs.  It was a long hard road filled with adversity and struggle, but you drafted and managed your way into a chance at the Chalice.  As we all know, the Head to Head matchup style can be cruel and unforgiving.  In 2005, Ben put on the greatest display of managing in league history.  His 144 wins and .666 winning percentage still stand as the greatest display of prolonged dominance this league has seen.  And despite finishing 34.5 games ahead of his first round opponent, he went 0-2 in the playoffs and didn't even cash.  It may not be fair, but god damn it it’s exciting.  As you would expect, Ben’s experience is not typical.  In the 13 years of Yahoo! documented league history…….


The #1 seed (COLIN) has gone on to win the Chalice six times (Adrian ‘03, Colin ‘04, James ‘07, Kurt ‘12, Ben ‘13, Richie '14). They've lost in the finals twice (Adrian ‘06, Ben ‘10). The eight finals appearances is the most from any playoff seed. With the most championships coming from this position, you could argue that the #1 seed has had the most sucess. But an argument could be made for…….

The #2 seed (ALEX), which is fresh off it's second championship (Adrian ‘08, Jarrett '15). While it can't match the finals success of the #1 seed (four losses in championship games: Alex ‘03, James ‘05, Ben ‘07, Alex ‘12), it holds a dominating 6-1 record in the consolation game (Richie ‘04, Jarrett ‘06, Colin ‘09, Alex ‘10, TJ ‘11, James ‘13). The #2 seed has cashed in every single season except one (Jarrett, 2014).  Overall, more than 80% of the teams that earned a bye have finished in the money, which is a figure that declines sharply once you hit………..

The #3 seed (JARRETT), where less than half (46%) have cashed. #3 seeds are the only seed aside from the #1 seed with a winning record in the title game, winning two of their three appearances (Ben ‘06, Drew ‘09). The numbers are similar for…………….

The #4 seed (JAMES), who has also gotten paid 46% of the time.  This seed represents the most non-bye championship appearances (five); two winners (Alex ‘05, Kurt ‘11) and three losers (Richie ‘08, James ‘09, Kurt '15).  #4 seeds have not fared well in the consolation game capturing just one win (Colin '14) against three losses (Richie ‘03, TJ ‘10, Alex ‘13).  Add it all up and the #4 seed is 3-6 in money games. The seed you must avoid at all costs is…………..

The #5 seed (RICHIE), who’s 8% cash rate makes it by far and away the least lucrative playoff seed in history.  With zero trips to the finals and one third place finish (Kurt ‘07), there’s no doubt this is the cement-shoe seed.  #5 seeds are 4-9 in the first round of the playoffs and 1-7 in their last eight, meaning more than two-thirds of their seasons end in the dreaded, pointless double consolation game. It’s amazing how much better it’s been to be…………..

The #6 seed (TJ), who’s one championship (James ‘10) and 38% cash rate is far more attractive.  Sure, they've taken their lumps; they've come in last more than any other seed (54%), but with three second-place finishes (Alex ‘04, Ben ‘11, Ben '14) and a cash back third (Colin '03), it’s not all that bad.  Plus, you’re automatically the Cinderella story that everyone roots for.  Sot you got that goin’ for you, which is nice.  But of course if you can’t read, there’s always this:



1st2nd3rd4th5th6th$$$Share
1 Seed46%15%8%31%NANA69%33%
2 Seed15%31%46%8%NANA92%23%
3 Seed15%8%23%15%31%8%46%14%
4 Seed15%23%8%23%23%8%46%17%
5 Seed0%0%8%23%38%31%8%1%
6 Seed8%23%8%0%8%54%38%12%

Thursday, May 26, 2016

2016 Early Season Recap

Colin has jumped out to a fast start in 2016.  In fact, his seven straight wins out of the gate constitutes his longest winning streak ever!  Prior to this run, he ripped off a five week winning streak during weeks 13-17 of 2009.  If he wins 6-3 or better this week he will have his best ever start through 8 weeks.  Here are the all-time best records to start a season through eight weeks:


Manager
Year
Wins
Losses
Ties
%
Ben
2005
59
20
1
0.744%
Richie
2014
52
24
4
0.675%
TJ
2011
52
24
4
0.675%
Alex
2014
50
25
5
0.656%
Kurt
2010
50
26
4
0.650%


Jarrett’s 29-9-2 record over the last month has kept him within shouting distance after a slow start.  It’s his second best record over a 4 game stretch, falling short of last year’s 30-10 effort through weeks 10-13.  It seems as though Jarrett has finally figured out this fantasy baseball thing.  And I suppose that Kershaw guy helps.


From the hottest stock to the coldest, Adrian continues his sub-zero streak of futility:
Adrian’s posted back to back seasons with 23 wins through 7 weeks, an awful way to start the season.  What’s worse, he hasn’t even played Colin or Jarrett yet, his division’s top two teams.  Chris Archer, Justin Upton, and Tyson Ross (all ranked 600 or worse) have taken the wind out of his sails.  Here are the worst starts through 7 weeks in Diamond Dynasty history:

Manager
Year
Wins
Losses
Ties
%
Regular Season Finish
Kurt
2005
18
47
5
.293
3rd
Drew
2013
21
46
3
.321
10th
James
2011
22
46
2
.329
10th
Paul
2004
20
43
7
.336
12th
Adrian
2015
23
46
1
.336
10th


Kurt went on to lose week 8 of the 2005 season before ripping off the second best 14 week streak to close the season.  His 86-45-9 (.646) record through weeks 9-22 is second only to Jarrett’s 2014, 95-40-5 (.696) mark.  Jarrett’s 97-38-5 (.711) record through weeks 8-21 of that year stand as the greatest 14 week run in Diamond Dynasty history.


Moving to the better, more attractive division, Kurt’s rough start to 2016 is his third worst ever, behind his historic 2005 effort and 2014’s 25-40-5 (.393) mark.  He’s lost all three matchups to his hand-picked divisional foes and is already in panic trade mode.

The opposite is true for Ben, who boasts a perfect 3-0 divisional mark (albeit behind an unspectacular 15-12-3 record).  The division leader, Alex, is already a pathetic 14 wins behind Ben’s historic 2005 season while Richie, who gave all his picks to Alex and was ridiculed for it, sits a mere 1.5 games behind.  Suck it, haters.