Thursday, April 30, 2015

Shutout Standings


Shutouts are in the spotlight now more than ever with the addition of the shutout pool. What a feeling it is to hold your opponent to 0 wins over the course of a hard fought week. How satisfying that feeling is! Wait... (checking)... I have no idea what that feels like. After much humbling research, lets take a look at the history of shutouts in the Diamond Dynasty. Who better to take a look than the only Original 9 manager that has never shut out an opponent. I give you the Shutout Standings:

  1. Ben (69-19 record. 8-2 in shutout games): If you hear your name mentioned in a shutout, you better hope the next name you hear isn't Ben's. Ben has shut out opponents 8 times for a total of 69 wins while only being shut out twice. Ben has recorded multiple shutouts in two seasons (2013 and 2010) and reached the finals in both seasons – winning the Chalice in 2013.
  2. Alex (53-18, 6-2): Alex has the second best shutout win percentage in league history. 2014 saw a record six total shutouts and Alex recorded two of them. This feat is even more impressive once you learn that of the six shutouts three were against Drew and Alex had two of the non-Drew shutouts. In a bizarre year, Alex shut out the one manager who shut out three teams last year, and that manager was...
  3. James (64-33, 7-4): Mams holds the records for shutouts in a season with 3 in 2014, where he was also shut out by Alex. Prior to that, James had not been involved in a shut out since he was again shut out by Alex in 2011. In 2010 James also shut out Drew. James is a master Drew slayer, as 3 of his 7 shutouts were recorded against the self proclaimed kidjesus. That shouldn't diminish his accomplishments in any way, as we all got to face Drew every year at least twice.
  4. Richie (17-9, 2-1): Richie has been involved in three shutouts, but never a 10-0 affair. He was 9-9 coming in to last season when he shut out Drew 8-0. Nothing else too interesting here, Good job, Richie.
  5. TJ (48-27, 5-3): TJ doesn't get screw around with his shutouts. All but one of his shut out wins have been of the 10-0 fashion. Similar to his undocumented and unpaid Chalice victory in 2002, TJ got off to a hot shutout start. In 2004 TJ took care of business against Paul and Jarrett 10-0. TJ posted a second two shutout season in 2011 and has yet to hold an opponent winless since.
  6. Jarrett (38-37, 4-4): La Zanahoria Grande is just above .500 in shutout matchups. In 2013 Jarrett was shutout by Ben and shutout Colin. Prior to that, Jarrett had not been involved in a shutout since 2008.
  7. Adrian (26-37, 3-4): Adrian posted a shutout in 2005 then two in 2008 and Captain Stamina has seen some shutout fatigue since, as Alex (2010), Jarrett (2011), Colin (2012) and Alex again (2009) have shut him out since then.
  8. Colin (19-29, 2-3): In 2010 Colin posted the only shutout of the year by blanking Adrian 10-0. Jarrett shut him out the following year 9-0 to put Colin below the shutout mean.
  9. Jason (0-9. 0-1): Jason found himself on the short end of a 9-0 matchup with Colin in his lone season in the DD.
  10. Paul (0-10. 0-1): Same as Jason, but replace Colin with TJ and 9 with 10.
  11. Kurt (0-33, 0-4): I blame not having closers for a few years. One of these was a 6-0 loss to Alex which is hardly even a shutout.
  12. Drew (0-73, 0-8): He won a title one year. Don't ever forget that.

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Funniest spot starts (or not) of 2009

I just picked a random year (2009) to look back at some funny FA pickups. It started as that, and then it turned into "why the hell did we pick these guys up?" and then I realized 99% of them were spot starts…but then it became a bit anti-climactic when I realized only about half the league spot started back then. Oh well, here is the list of the five funniest spot starts from every team in 2009 and how they fared in that start.

P.s. The managers are in the order of the drop down menu, not by funniest overall players.

Kurt (Please Longoria)

April 29- 11:32 pm- Mitchell Boggs (April 30- 6IP 6H 2BB 4ER 9K ND)
May 30- 2:51 am- Matt Palmer (May 30- 7IP 4H 0BB 0ER 5K ND)
June 2- 4:16 pm- Clayton Richard (June 3- 5.1IP 7H 4BB 5ER 4K L)
June 27- 2:43 pm- Brian Bannister (June 28- 6IP 7H 3BB 3ER 2K ND)
July 25- 4:48 pm- Sergio Mitre- (July 26- 5 IP 9H 0BB 4 ER 1K ND)

Adrian (Order of the Phoenix)
April 3- 12:03 am- Jesse Litsch (April 8- 6IP 7H 1BB 5 ER 5K L)
June 16- 6:58 pm- Aaron Cook (June 17- 7IP 8H 1BB 3 ER 3 K W)
September 4- 10:53 pm- Nelson Figueroa (September 5- 6IP 7H 2BB 4 ER 8K L)
September 6- 12:05 am- J.D. Martin (September 6- 6IP 6H 2BB 2ER 4K ND)
September 6- 12:13 am- Sergio Mitre (September 6- 4.1IP 11H 2 BB 11ER 5K L)

Colin (Flippy Floppies)
June 18- 2:08 pm- Joe Blanton (June 24- 7IP 6 H 2BB 2ER 10K L)
June 20- 3:32 pm- Brad Bergesen (June 26- 6IP 4H 2BB 1 ER 5K W)
July 31- 3:06 pm- Mark Rzepczynski (August 5- 6 IP 5H 1 BB 4 ER 7K L)
August 17- 4:44 pm- Dustin Nippert (August 21- 5 IP 7H 2BB 4ER 3K L)
August 28- 3:28 pm- Ross Ohlendorf (August 30- 6 IP 5H 2BB 4 ER 6K L)

James (Andy Ashby Wednesday)
April 28- 10:00 pm- Brian Tallet (April 29- 4 IP 11H 3BB 10 ER 2K L)
May 2- 10:37 pm- Chris Jakubauskas (May 3- 4.1 IP 6H 0BB 4ER 1K ND)
May 15- 1:28 am- Shairon Martis (May 19- 6IP 5 H 2BB 5 ER 2K ND)
July 25- 12:01 pm- Chris Volstad (July 26- 5.1 IP 8H 4BB 4ER 2K W)
September 3- 2:04 pm- Garrett Mock (September 4- 3 IP 7H 1BB 6 ER 3K L)

TJ (March of the Ents)
April 26- 1:57 am- Aaron Laffey (April 26- 6.1 IP 5H 4BB 2ER 1K W)
May 5- 12:08 am- Sean Marshall (May 5- 7IP 8H 1 BB 5 ER 1K L)
June 17- 11:17 am- Nick Blackburn (June 18- 9IP 6H 1BB 1 ER 2K W)
July 25- 5:42 pm- Chad Gaudin (July 26- 7IP 5H 2BB 1ER 4K ND)
May 3- 12:30 am/May 23- 8:50 pm- Dave Bush (May 3- 7IP 5H 0BB 3ER 7K ND, May 24- 6.2IP 5H 4BB 4ER 4K L)

Richie (Paging Dr. Pettyjohn)
April 1- 1:18 pm- Kelvim Escobar- only made 1 start all season (June 6- 5IP 4H 4BB 2ER 5K L)
June 16- 3:56 pm- Jason Marquis (June 18- 7IP 5H 3BB 2ER 10K L)
June 23- 4:03 pm- Fernando Nieve (June 24- 6IP 3H 4BB 0ER 5K W)
June 25- 1:33 pm- Gil Meche (June 26- 5IP 5H 3BB 4ER 3K L)
August 24- 6:24 pm- John Smoltz (August 28- 6IP 4H 1BB 1ER 6K ND)

Drew (kid jesus)
June 29- 2:45 pm- Scott Richmond (June 30- 7IP 6H 5BB 3ER 7K L)
July 7- 12:34 pm- Mike Hampton (July 11- 3.2IP 9H 1BB 5ER 1K L)
September 30- 10:04 pm- Kevin Millwood (October 1- 9IP 7H 1BB 2ER 10K W)
September 30- 10:08 pm- Ted Lilly (His last start of the season was earlier that day…hmm September 30- 7IP 5H 2BB 4ER 8K L)
October 2- 1:21 pm- Ryan Rowland-Smith (October 3- 6.2IP 6H 2BB 1ER 2BB W)

Jarrett (Staaf)
The only funny starter that Jarrett picked up that hasn't been named yet is Tommy Hanson. However, he did manage to pick up Jordan Zimmerman, Nelson Cruz and Andrew McCutchen that year.

Ben (The Muffin Men)
The only funny starters Ben picked up this year were Zach Duke and Joel Pineiro…way to go Ben!

Alex (Team Foxtopus)
May 13- 12:22 pm- John Maine (May 14- 6.2IP 7H 4BB 2ER 4K ND)
April 24- 12:58 am- Jarrod Washburn (April 26- 5.1IP 8H 3BB 6ER 0K L)
June 9- 12:10 pm- Dave Bush (June 10- 5IP 5H 4BB 3ER 7K L)
September 5- 9:54 pm- Tim Stauffer (September 6- 6.2IP 7H 1BB 1ER 3K W)
September 5- 9:58 pm- Braden Looper (September 6- 7IP 8H 2BB 1ER 1K ND)

What we learned:

- Doug Davis was the league cum dumpster. He was picked up on five separate occasions.
- Jarrett and Ben need to start predicting who will be funny in 5+ years and pick them up now so when we can look back and actually laugh.
- Drew won this year?
- Drew picked up three Asians by July 2 (Hong-Chih Kuo, Aki Iwamura, Shin-soo Choo) and none of them were spot starters.
- Our team names sucked back then.
- The first player picked up off FA was Mike Napoli (TJ) and the last player dropped was Chris Narveson (James).

- TJ owned Dave Bush twice in the same month. 

Career Matchups Week 4


After a long, tedious process I have finally compiled all of our head to head records over the past 11 years. While the findings are terrific, I will only be rolling out a small portion of data each week. We will have match up previews with career head to head records (sorry mams, great work on yesterday's, though!), as well as a new section titled: Random Matchup Stats of the Week! So, let's dive in:

Alex vs Kurt:

Alex leads the lifetime series 116 - 103-ties are for pussies. (Note: Ties were not recorded, as ties are for pussies) This matchup oddly features one of the smallest sample sizes, as the two have only faced eachother more than twice in two seasons. In 2006, Alex won the series 20-5, and in 2011 Kurt won the series 18-9. The years in which these teams played twice were often very close, with the exception of last year when a tanking Kurt lost 14-4. That 2006 season that Alex dominated featured the smallest shutout in league history, as Alex won a bizarre 6-0 matchup, a feat never repeated.

Colin vs TJ:

In one of the league's closest battles, Colin leads the lifetime series 121 - 118. Colin has won the head to head matchup in 6 of 11 years, with the largest margin of victory being 21-9 Colin in 2012. This came two years after TJ held Colin to the lowest win total in matchup history, when Colin won only 4 in 2010. In 2007 TJ shut Colin out 10-0, but they split the remainder of that season series 9-9.

Richie vs Jarrett:

Jarrett holds the all time lead in this series at 128 - 121. In Richie's championship season Jarrett was one of only two teams with a winning record against him. (James being the other) However, this matchup is consistently close, and despite a 9-0 shutout for Richie in 2008, Jarrett managed to go 10-9 in the remaining two matchups.
James vs Ben:

The KML Two have the most lopsided lifetime matchup of the week, as Ben used his private school education to get a 127 – 113 lead on New Mampshire. In 2010, Ben won the season series 15 – 2 behind a 7-0 shutout. This is tied for the lowest win total against an opponent in a season with Drew's 2008 output against Ben. Yup. You heard it hear first. James and Drew are tied for the single season fewest wins against one opponent in a season with 2, both against Ben.

Adrian vs Tim:

The lifetime series is tied 0-0. So, this brings us to everyone's new favorite segment... How did you fare against the retired managers!?!?!
Adrian went a combined 142-103 against the Tim franchise. (Drew, Chuck, Kyle) He posted a lifetime 117 – 82 record against Drew, a 14 – 4 record against Chuck, yet Adrian had a losing record against Kyle, going 11 – 17. Adrian wasn't the only one with a losing record against Kyle, as James, Richie and Jarrett all posted losing marks to him in his one Diamond Dynasty season.

As for the non-Tim's-franchise retirees, Adrian snuck by Jason 10 - 8 and brushed Paul aside 13 – 5. Just wait until you found out who posted the only losing record against Paul. Don't look it up, it will ruin the surprise of that matchup article.

Random Findings!

First off, I'm sure you're all wondering who has the record for what, and stuff. The manager with the most wins vs. one opponent is...
Kurt! With 151 vs Adrian and 151 vs TJ. Adrian is losing the lifetime series 151 – 117 and I could not be happier typing that sentence out. TJ has 129 wins vs. Kurt. Not Great, but better than Adrian. This does not include last weeks 7-3 victory over TJ, as I want to clearly state the records preseason, and they will be integrated into this column as they continue to build.

Coming in at second place is TJ with 150 wins vs. Jarrett, leading that series 150 – 100.

Adrian's 95 wins vs. Jarrett is the lowest total between Core9 members. That series sits at 119 – 95, proving that joining the league earlier means fewer games against Jarrett. Alex's 96 wins against TJ are the second fewest in league history, as TJ boasts 128 career W's over the Godfather of the DD.

Here is a bizarre stat: In documented history (2004-Present) there have been 5 occasions where a season series was split 15-15. As you all know, we do not all play eachother 3 times so in a typical season each team plays four other teams three times, and the remainder of the teams twice. Divisions could fix this imbalance and make the schedules aligned perfectly so no one can have a complaint about the scheduling, which was a bigger issue with Drew in the league, but Alex is too much of a pussy and is afraid that it will cost him a playoff spot because even he doesn't believe in his team. What was I talking about? Oh yeah, 15-15 games..

So, five season matchups have ended 15 - 15 in the history of the DD. There were 0 from 2004 to 2010. From 2011 to 2014 there were five. Talk about parity! Am I right? On a stranger note, the 2013 season saw Richie and Drew tie 5-5 in all three of their matchups, the only time in league history that has happened.


Monday, April 27, 2015

Weekly Matchups (Week 4)

So I'm not just doing these weekly matchups coincidentally the week I happen to be in first place for the first time since 2012, thanks to Richie's commish note, but simply because I just did one in my other league and I was bored at work and realized we needed some more blog fun.

So speaking of me, yeah, I'll say it, I'm in 1st place after all of y'all said I had a shitty team…"Wow Greinke, bad pick" "bad keepers," "Cespedes is going to suck this year," "Holliday is the same as every year (which is admittedly true)," "You'll be lucky to make the playoffs," "I'll have a bye and you'll lose round 1 if you get lucky enough to make it"- Last two courtesy of Alex. Hey, maybe some or all of these things are true, but for now, I'm Ross Gloating while I can!
Now onto this week's matchups:

Matchup of the week—Colin (3rd) vs. TJ (2nd)

Colin might have the worst outfield in the league aside from Trout, but other than that, his team looks good from top to bottom. He's fully healthy, recent pickups Danny Salazar and Brandon Morrow are hot, Miggy, Todd Frazier and Sal Perez are turning it on, and usual suspects, Archer, Sale and McHugh are dominating. After a tough title belt loss to Jarrett in week 2, Colin bounced back nicely with an 8-1 drubbing of the defending champ, the Holy Camel.

TJ has some injuries, but aside from Lucroy, they aren't too costly. After two wins to start the season, TJ took his first hit last week against the streaking Kurt, but is still locked into 3rd place. After a 15 hr 10 steal week 2, TJ cooled off with just 4 hr last week, but looks to rely on power bats Freeman, Bautista, Upton, Pujols and JD Martinez to help him get back on track. Lorenzo Cain and Stephen Vogt have been nice little pieces for TJ this season, and with another good week from them, TJ could grab some hitting categories. TJs starting pitching has been struggling bit lately, with just one pitcher posting a sub-3 ERA (Burnett).

Based on season totals thus far, my prediction is TJ wins a tight one, 5-4.

Next Best Thing—Kurt (5th) vs. Alex (9th)  

The next best matchup this week without a doubt is Kurt vs. Alex. The smack talk scrap, the former commissioner confrontation, the somewhat Slingtown scuffle, this could be the bloodiest battle we see this season. Alex appeared he'd pick up his first win of the season last week, but thanks to a late Ben comeback, Alex is still Jose Al 0-2ve-1. Alex is leading the league in HR, as expected, but the AVG and speed are down, and the pitching is very hit or miss.

Kurt's starting pitching is solid, led by youngsters Dallas Keuchel and Trevor Bauer (both sub-1 ERA), and if those guys fall off at all, Pineda and Teheran should be getting back on track. Kurt's hitting is middle of the pack for the most part in all categories, but has the potential to bust out at any time.

I like another close score line here, in fact, I'm thinking 5-5 tie with Kurt taking pitching by a somewhat wide margin and the nippley one narrowly edging out Kurt in 3-4 hitting categories and working his second straight draw.

Ho-Hum—James (1st) vs. Ben (8th)

On paper, this should be a walk in the park for James, who hasn't dropped more than three categories in any of the first three weeks so far. Ben on the other hand, sits last in HR and RBI and hasn't seemed to find his rhythm yet...but it's coming, just hopefully not this week. No one in Ben's lineup has surprised yet, except Anthony Rizzo on the base paths (5 SB), but it's only a matter of time before Brantley hits his first jack, Cano gets back over .300 and Encarnacion gets back over .200. Plus, if Pence is back within the next week or two, that could give Ben's offense a much-needed boost. Scherzer and Arrieta have kept Ben's pitching afloat, with Zimmerman and Hutchison trying their best to bring it as far down as possible. Ben's had some tough luck closing games this year as well, but if Ottavino keeps capitalizing on his opportunities, some of his other closers will get the message.

James currently has the No, 1 (A-Gon) and 2 (Adam Jones) players in Yahoo in addition to No. 15 (Dee Gordon), who's keeping James in the steals game. The hitting has been balanced all year, and might even be a bit better if he didn't make some bad benching decisions. With the addition of the white hot Jimmy Paredes, James' hitting should continue to put up solid numbers across the board. The starting pitching is where he has struggled and has been the beneficiary of some favorable matchups to this point. Aside from Greinke, the starting pitching might have the worst ERA in the league, but thanks to solid efforts from the closers, the ERA has been brought down slightly. Coming off an 8-1 win over Tim, James looks to continue his early-season dominance.

It's looking like a 7-2 win for James, with Ben dropping 4 of 5 hitting categories. The pitching will be closely mediocre with a tie mixed in somewhere, but James should take the matchup convincingly.  

Battle for the Belt/Upset Watch- Richie (10th) vs. Jarrett (4th)

Jarrett retained the belt last week with a 5-5 tie against Adrian. He had a mediocre week all around, which has kind of summed up his first three weeks. Nothing too impressive so far from Jarrett, except Billy Hamilton, Kazmir and his relievers. Maybe once Kershaw and Bumgarner realize they are cy-young caliber pitchers and get off their asses, Jarrett will be back in the saddle where he feels he should be. We'll also see if his pickup of my second favorite shortstop in the league (Hechavarria) will help get his bats going.

It looks like the commish might be spending too much time making surveys and trying to better the league but at what expense? Is there a correlation…I don't know, just speculating. But by all means, please keep up the blogs, surveys, messages, etc. it keeps me going at work similarly to this. Richie has had some bad keeper luck, with Gomez down, Springer slumping early and Kulber having a similar championship hangover. Aside from Felix, Richie's pitching has been subpar. Liriano and Colon have been doing a nice job, and when Jesse Hanh decides to strike someone out, maybe he'll add a bit of value. Longoria hasn't hit a home run since Opening Day, and Machado and Phillips need to start hitting again. Richie's team isn't horrible, and certainly not worthy of last place, it's just not where it should be at the moment when trying to defend a chalice.

I think this is a big week for Richie…he takes the belt and picks up his second win of the season, 6-4. Also, just looking back, it appears that Richie is second in ERA and first in WHIP so far, which amazes me, but with five starters going tonight, meaning two starts from each of them, pitching should be a breeze. It's going to come down to who's hot with the bats this week for both teams.

The "I Only Care if I'm Adrian or Tim" Matchup

Adrian's hitting is struggling big time, from Ortiz to Dozier to Beltre to Reyes to Rollins. Kemp and Dickerson are hitting and Mesoraco is somewhat healthy again and should be beck in the lineup for the better part of this week (minus tonight). So hopefully that gives Adrian a bit of a boost. Cueto and Fister are running show atop the rotation, with the rest of the staff either inconsistent or just bad. Aside from his loss to James, Adrian has been able to hang around in matchups, putting him in 6th place, dead center of the middle-of-the-pack shuffle.

Tim, with one less win than Adrian and the same win percentage, finds himself in 7th. A tough loss last week to James (in which he failed to reach the innings limit), dropped him from 2nd, 3rd or 4th, whatever he was, down to 7th. Tim is in a world of hurt right now, as his ace Wainwright just went down for the season, Puig is gone, Verlander and Ryu remain out indefinitely and his active hitting keepers (Blackmon and Posey) haven’t hit their stride yet. A-Rod and Nelson Cruz are clubbing, but without a supporting cast, their stats go to waste. Tim needs to rely on his starting pitching situation (Price, Odorizzi, deGrom, Lincecum), find some sort of replacement for Waino and not let the minimum innings thing cause him lose another category again.


This matchup will be very close…before the Puig and Waino injuries, I'd have said Tim 6-3, but now I'll thinking a 5-5 tie. These teams are too evenly matched to call a winner and nothing should change after this week. 

The Commissioner's Corner - Week 4

League News

James jumps up to first place for the first time since 2012, Richie's streak of not being in last snapped at 53 weeks.

Milestones and Historical Perspective

Race to 1,300 wins:
  1. Alex (1,299)
  2. TJ (1,298)
  3. Kurt (1,294)
Hey, look at this!
This is our brand new segment called "Hey, look at this!" where I find mildly interesting historical stats and present them to you in a way that may or may not mildly interest you.

Playoff Points (2003-2014)

1st place - 6 points
2nd place - 5 points
3rd place - 4 points
4th place - 3 points
5th place - 2 points
6th place - 1 point

Ben - 38 points
Alex - 33 points
Kurt - 33 points
James - 29 points
Colin - 27 points
Richie - 25 points
TJ - 24 points
Adrian - 20 points
Jarrett - 13 points
Drew - 9 points
Kyle - 1 point
Paul - 0 points
Jason - 0 points
Chuck - 0 points
Tim - NA

Incentives

WWE Belt

Payouts: $50 at the All-Star Break, $75 at the end of the regular season

Belt holder: Jarrett holds onto the belt with a 5-5 tie against Adrian.  Here we go again!
Shutout Pool
Week 4 pot: $20

Colin posts an 8-1-1 victory over Richie but misses by a wide margin in average.  James wins by the same score despite only actually wins 7 categories after Tim fails to meet the IP minimum!

Neighborhood Rumble
           
Payouts:  $25 to the Islington and Westwood champion, $50 to the Tournament champ

Dates: Week 16ish – talk to Kurt for more details.

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

The Commissioner's Corner - Week 3

I made it to week 2 before missing a week.  Solid start.  I am SLAMMED at work; what better time to print a new Commissioner's Corner?

League News

Ben got engaged!  (insert a "when's the date" joke here)

Milestones and Historical Perspective

Race to 1,300 wins:
  1. TJ (1,295)
  2. Alex (1,294)
  3. Kurt (1,287)
***Brand new segment warning ahead***

Hey, look at this!
This is our brand new segment called "Hey, look at this!" where I find mildly interesting historical stats and present them to you in a way that may or may not mildly amuse you.

Our early season basement dwellers aren't your typical suspects

Ben - currently in 8th - 336 wins in the last 3 years (2nd)
Kurt - currently in 9th - 322 wins in the last 3 years (T-4th)
Alex - currently in 10th - 353 wins in the last 3 years (1st)

Incentives

WWE Belt

Payouts: $50 at the All-Star Break, $75 at the end of the regular season

Belt holder: Jarrett steals the belt from Colin after a 6-4 victory in week 2.  Lets see how long he keeps it this time around after retaining it for nearly the entire season last year.
Shutout Pool
Week 3 pot: $15

TJ narrowly misses the shutout over Ben last week, settling for a 9-1 decision.  TJ would have been paid -$190, as he still owes his league dues.

Neighborhood Rumble
              
Payouts:  $25 to the Islington and Westwood champion, $50 to the Tournament champ

Dates: Week 16ish – talk to Kurt for more details.

Monday, April 20, 2015

Tim beats Alex! What does this mean for their seasons?


Congratulations Tim. First win of your career. I think I can speak on behalf of everyone and say that we're glad it was against Alex the week that Kris Bryant made his major league debut. So now that Tim has broken the seal, lets see how this compares to the first seasons of other Diamond Dynasty managers, and see what the fate of Alex's team is having suffered this loss. Unfortunately, Yahoo! Does not show the schedules for 2003, so Chuck and Jarrett are not included.

2004:

Tim's childhood best friend needed nine warm up weeks before finally notching his first victory. Paul whooped TJ 9-1 in week 10. TJ went on to grab the 4 seed and suffered a loss in the first week of the playoffs, marking his season as a failure.

Tim's childhood nemesis, who used to break windows at his own house and blame Tim, also joined the Diamond Dynasty in 2004. Jason Dwyer got his first win in the first week of his short career. However, this does not count. Why not? Because he played Paul week 1. Jason followed up his first career win with a 9-0 shutout loss to Colin. Jason got his first real win week 5 against Adrian who later went on to lose in the first round of the playoffs as the 3 seed.

2004 in the books: 15 weeks to get two wins, and the losers of those matchups failed to advance in the playoffs. Not looking good for Alex.

2005:

You know, Paul and Jason weren't great fits because they didn't really care. You know who would be perfect? Kyle! Kyle got out of the gate hot with wins in his first three weeks, the first of which was against FirstPickNextYear! I can only assume that this was Richie's Team....


Checking...


No, it was Adrian's. Adrian did not get the first pick the next year because Richie came in last, with the team name WorstTeamEver? He must not have remembered Paul the year before. Anyways, Adrian went on to miss the playoffs and Kyle probably does not remember being in the Diamond Dynasty. Still not looking good Alex.


2006:

Well, well, well... Drew Donovan joins the league. Week 1 was a loss for MaDrewber. Week 2 Drew drops the hammer on the same Alex Gentilli that just had the hammer dropped on him. Despite 44 home runs from Jermaine Dye and a 25-25 season from Eric Byrnes, Alex could only go so far as the second round of the playoffs before Adrian gave him the boot.


So, Tim is tied for second fastest first win of all time, and another new member breaks the seal against Alex. Statistics show that Tim will have a Drew-esque career with possible shades of Kyle, while Alex will once again have another playoff failure. Just the facts, no personal bias.

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

2015 Storylines

With his 8th place finish last year, Adrian missed the playoffs for the third straight season and for the fifth time in six years, the latter of which is a Diamond Dynasty record for futility.  He’s looking for his first playoff appearance since 2011 and his first post-season victory since 2008, when he took home the title as a #2 seed.  He enters the season with the weakest keepers by o-rank and a below average draft board.  His winning percentages in the last three seasons are well below his career mark of .497, a percentage he hopes to push back over .500 by the end of the season.  He is 68 wins away from joining Ben in the 1300-win club.

After occupying first place in weeks 14-16 last season, Alex finished the regular season in third place but suffered a disappointing first round exit to near-cinderella story Ben.  A keeper re-tool saw new faces via trade (Hanley Ramirez, Stephen Strasburg) and a bonus expansion flex (Gerritt Cole) to help build an above-average keeper roster to balance his below-average draft board.  Alex is working on three straight playoff appearances but is searching for his first title since 2005.  In a 10 team league, a manager would win, on average, every 10 years.  Let’s see if “5” is the magic number for the big guy.

Ho hum, another season, another finals appearance for Ben.  His bid to become the second manager ever to win back-to-back titles fell just short, losing in the championship game.  Still, four finals appearances in five seasons is a record that will stand for a long time.  Unlike some other playoff teams from last season Ben managed to make his playoff push without mortgaging his future, leaving him with an above average draft board to pair with his excellent keepers.  With the tools at hand and his managerial prowess, the Diamond Dynasty’s winningest manager is in good shape to make another playoff run.  A bid this year would give him seven straight (tied best all time, TJ) and 10 of 11 (tied best all time, Kurt).

A decade after his first championship, Colin is still searching for number two.  Last year’s 112 wins and .536 winning percentage was the third best mark for the franchise (and pushed his career winning percentage over .500), but he faltered in the semi finals in a tightly contested match.  He enters 2015 with the best O-Ranked keepers in the league and a slightly below-average draft board.  Can Colin make his first finals appearance since his championship year in 2004?  Can he take home the title?  I’m Ron Burgandy?

James squeaked his way into the playoffs last year behind the second-worst winning percentage for a 5th seed in league history, and his playoff performance played out expectedly;  an 0-2 effort marked the first time in James’ illustrious post-season career that he failed to win at least one match.  It wasn’t all bad though, as it marked the second time in his career that he managed to make the playoffs in consecutive years.  With only one winning season in his last four, James is looking to turn that trend around while become the first ever three-time league champion.

Franchise records in wins and winning percentage.  A playoff appearance, his first since 2009.  A 16 week unbeaten streak.  And a belt holder for every moment except when it counted.  Not since Ben’s 2005 season have we seen a season with such promise end so abruptly, but that was Jarrett’s fate in 2014.  The question now is, what that the outlier?  Or was that a sign of things to come?  WIth strong keepers but the second worst draft board, it’ll be very interesting to see if Jarrett has finally discovered the winning formula.

We found Kurt in a strange position last year; that is, not in the playoffs.  There had only been one other playoffs in league history where the former commissioner was not involved.  His keepers are not the strongest in the league but he should benefit from a strong draft board.  The question now is how he rebounds, and how much of a burden the commissionership was.  With the chains of responsibility lifted, will he rise again to the top of the mountain?  Can he pass Alex and move up to second on the all-time wins list (8 behind)?  With a revamped line up, the sky is the limit.

As the hangover finally fades away, Richie comes into 2015 as the defending champion with the target on his back.  His 128 wins were the third best mark in league history and his 2-0 playoff run pushed his playoff record over .500 for the first time in franchise history (9-8).  With strong keepers but a pathetic draft board, it will be an uphill climb for the new commissioner.  But there’s no such thing as a rebuilding year with this franchise - at least not until July, anyway.  He’s gunning to become the second person to successfully defend his crown, and god damnit he’s gonna try like hell to do it.

Coming off his worst season in franchise history, an unfortunate on-call incident left TJ with a league-drafted team this season.  The on-call karma didn’t take long to catch up to him, though, as he lost Yu Darvish for the season to TJS.  It was a rare playoff miss last season for the london-bound cherub as his league record consecutive playoff run ended at seven seasons.  But despite his regular season prowess, Geers is still searching for his first league title since 19...2002.  

The league welcomes a new face for the first time since 2006 as Tim takes over one of the Diamond Dynasty’s most beleaguered franchises.  With a stacked draft board and revamped keepers, Tim was given all the tools needed to succeed.  It is exciting to see the birth of a new legacy in a league entering it’s adolescent years, and it’ll be fun to see where Tim fits into the league’s historical fabric.  Tim, you’re only 77 wins away from passing Paul French for 14th on the all-time wins list.

Friday, April 10, 2015

The Commissioner's Corner - Week 1

The Commissioner’s Corner
From the man that brought you Weekly Matchups and The Month That Was series, he now bestows upon the greatest fantasy baseball league known to man The Commissioner’s Corner.

The Commissioner’s Corner will be posted weekly (hopefully) and will be a quick rundown of notable historical milestones, incentive updates, and other stuff I probably haven’t thought of yet. 

Longer, more ambitious articles and league analysis will pop up sporadically from the best writer in the DD, but for those not named Richie, I encourage you to get your own stuff up there. 

Kurt, no more hiding under the “but I’m busy being commissioner” excuse.  I want vintage Kurt this year – History Could Be Made’s and random shit that no one would think to put together.

Alex, I want to see more statistical data analysis that I don’t understand.

James, for god’s sake write a trade analysis.

Jarrett….keep, uh, just keep.  Keep.  Jason Keepnis.

So without further ado, 2015’s first Commissioner’s Corner!

League News

Good luck to everyone in their futile attempts to prevent the second ever Diamond Dynasty title defense.

I can get 50% off tickets for select Yankees games.  They are all during the week but there are 3 on Fridays (one in August, two in September).  I’ll send out another survey sometime soon to see if we can come to a consensus on one of the games.  Most of you said you’d be up for a trip – time to put your money where your mouth is!

Milestones

Race to 1300 wins:
  1. Alex (1288)
  2. TJ (1281)
  3. Kurt (1280)
Incentives
WWE Belt
                Payouts: $50 at the All-Star Break, $75 at the end of the regular season
                Belt holder: Colin
Shutout Pool
Week 1 pot: $5

Neighborhood Rumble
                Payouts:  $25 to the Islington and Westwood champion, $50 to the Tournament champ
                Dates: Week 16ish – talk to Kurt for more details.